Fake-emails...

[benico]

Moin!
Man erhält ja den ganzen Tag so manche Viagra-Replika-Porno-langer-Schw**-dicke-Dinger-usw-Mails...
Besonders lustig fand´ich den heute morgen gelesenen Absatz:

Manufacturers' defects are covered by 30 -days' warranty from the day you receive it. This does not include water damage, intentional damage, or general wear and tear (such as scratches, fading of the gold, etc.). Although certain watches are water-resistant to a certain degree, we suggest keeping them away from water whenever possible, and make sure the crown is always screwed in tight so moisture does not get in.

[Don Tomaso]

...Manufacturers' defects are covered by 30 -days' warranty from the day you receive it. This does not include water damage, intentional damage, or general wear and tear (such as scratches, fading of the gold, etc.). Although certain watches are water-resistant to a certain degree, we suggest keeping them away from water whenever possible, and make sure the crown is always screwed in tight so moisture does not get in.

Ist doch immer schön zu sehen, daß jemand Vertrauen in das eigene Produkt hat... Ganze 30 Tage Garantie, wow, wo gibts das heute noch
Warum scheibt er nicht gleich: "We know it is a POS, but we sell it to you anyway, so don't bother to tell us it broke. We expect it to break latest after 2 month use. Get lost."

[benico]

...Manufacturers' defects are covered by 30 -days' warranty from the day you receive it. This does not include water damage, intentional damage, or general wear and tear (such as scratches, fading of the gold, etc.). Although certain watches are water-resistant to a certain degree, we suggest keeping them away from water whenever possible, and make sure the crown is always screwed in tight so moisture does not get in.

Ist doch immer schön zu sehen, daß jemand Vertrauen in das eigene Produkt hat... Ganze 30 Tage Garantie, wow, wo gibts das heute noch
Warum scheibt er nicht gleich: "We know it is a POS, but we sell it to you anyway, so don't bother to tell us it broke. We expect it to break latest after 2 month use. Get lost."

[andreaseck]

Hallo

Solche Mails kommen mir erst gar nicht auf den
Rechner.
Die lösche ich sofort im Postfach

Gruß
Andres

[benico]

Hallo

Solche Mails kommen mir erst gar nicht auf den
Rechner.
Die lösche ich sofort im Postfach

Gruß
Andres

Klaro...ich muss aber alle durchsehen, nicht, das ich da ´ne Kundenanfrage lösche...normalerweise gehen die ungelesen in den Müll, aber diese habe ich mir halt mal zu Gemüte geführt! Und gut gelacht!

[sheriff]

Bei mir laufen Mails über den MailWasher. So landen Mails die ich nicht will überhaupt nicht auf meinem Rechner.

gruß
sheriff